How to Sneak Drinks In Sporting Events
August 19, 2008
Getting tired of paying $8.00+ dollars for a beverage at your favorite event?Why not bring 80oz of your favorite sipper in with you as a spare tire?That’s right, a beer belly cooler that you fill with beverage and sneak into movies, concerts, sporting events, church……just kidding, and anywhere with outrageous drink prices.
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Motorized Cooler
August 19, 2008
Just Say No to Carry a Cooler!
The horrific moment Olympic weightlifter turns his elbow back to front
August 19, 2008
This is the moment Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai’s first Olympics ended in agony when he dislocated his right elbow in the ugliest moment yet of the Olympic weightlifting competition.
Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1044258/Pictured-The-horrific-moment-Olympic-weightlifter-turns-elbow-front.html
13 August 2008
www.dailymail.co.uk
Spanish words of the day….
August 19, 2008
Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile- When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married
Chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, “Juarez your problem, Bish?!”
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed with my sancha pero
harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not
mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I wuz frito
go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos
didn’t wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him
“Orale loco, liver alone cheese mines.”
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the
bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and
she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to
pikachu.
July - You told me you were going to the store and July!—Julyer
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Crazy Russian Mc-Donald Knock-Off
August 19, 2008
The Holy Grail Of Men Rules
March 24, 2008
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules ‘
From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Yes, sexy lingerie still looks great on you, so please wear it!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh
best dunk ever…This is Sick!
January 27, 2008
I am one of 156 Million
January 27, 2008
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”
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This is the lead story
January 25, 2008
I’m not going to say anything about this post. I’m just posting it. That is all….
How We Met:
We were introduced through my old roommate, [name omitted for security purposes], at that time she was my manager at Victoria Secret. Her and [name omitted for security purposes] had been friends for sometime and one night after
Need we say more
January 18, 2008
