Spanish words of the day….

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.

Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

Chile- When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married
Chile herself go.

Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, “Juarez your problem, Bish?!”

Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed with my sancha pero
harrasment nothing to me!!!

Water - My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is.

Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.

Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not
mushroom.

Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I wuz frito
go.

Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos
didn’t wafer me.

Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him
“Orale loco, liver alone cheese mines.”

Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the
bishop!

Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and
she got herpes.

Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to
pikachu.

July - You told me you were going to the store and July!—Julyer

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