The horrific moment Olympic weightlifter turns his elbow back to front
August 19, 2008
This is the moment Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai’s first Olympics ended in agony when he dislocated his right elbow in the ugliest moment yet of the Olympic weightlifting competition.
Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1044258/Pictured-The-horrific-moment-Olympic-weightlifter-turns-elbow-front.html
13 August 2008
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Crazy Russian Mc-Donald Knock-Off
August 19, 2008
I am one of 156 Million
January 27, 2008
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”
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Give Sambazon acai a try
January 24, 2008
I visited some family in Rio de Janeiro,
The tiny acai berry is native to the Amazon rainforest, and apparently natives have been eating it forever. The berry is praised for having more healthy properties than pomegranate, blueberries, etc. Within the past five years or so, some manufacturers have caught on and started selling acai in various forms. You can get it in its classic liquid form, smoothie, powder, frozen, etc. The best manufacturer, I think, is www.sambazon.com. Much has been made about the destruction of the world’s rainforests, but Sambazon’s efforts actually help save the Brazilian rainforest. The company has a working arrangement with acai suppliers in Brazil. It turns out that there is more money to be made in harvesting the fruit as opposed to cutting down the trees for wood/farmland. The success of this young company has also increased demand for more jobs in the areas where the fruit is harvested.
While the popularity of acai has caused more and more companies to start manufacturing acai products, only Sambazon makes it a point to use acai from these suppliers that are doing it the right way.
Sambazon’s drinks are sold at Whole Foods, Safeway, Super Fresh, etc. You can also order direct from their website (my preferred method). We’ve affiliated ourselves with Sambazon- tell them thefedonline.com told you about it!
Need we say more
January 18, 2008
Bachelor Oath Of Secrecy
January 2, 2008
In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelor, he will be the one who is the poor soul about to be incarcerated for the next 60 years with the same woman! The guys consisting of the Bachelor party are described as Bachelor Brethren and are the ones who should make the Bachelor’s party a success by following the regulations below! Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.
I _____________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________, 2006 in celebration of ___________________’s Bachelor party; I will abide by the following rules and regulations:
1) I will not, in any way, take pictures with people of the opposite sex, those who look female and may have had a sex change or any animals while the Bachelor party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make me exiled from the party.
2) I will act like I am five and promote immature behavior the whole weekend, including loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Brethren for group or bachelor consumption.
3) I will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If I am a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, I am excused from drinking but must still promote animalistic behavior.
4) I will back up my fellow-Bachelor Brethren and always provide wingman-ship, even if it means hanging with an ugly fat bearded lady for a few hours!
5) A Bachelor Brethren who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with fat, ugly chicks for more than one minute must be escorted back to the group of Bachelor Brethren for protection and to save himself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).
6) I must embarrass the Bachelor at least once per hour. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the poor soul getting married, and includes but is not limited to, finding women to help in doing body shots with the Bachelor, making the bachelor sing to women, dressing the bachelor up in silly clothes like prison attire, hand-cuffing the Bachelor to a blow up doll and any other creative behavior!
7) In case of the emergency of a bachelor brethren needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that I make sure one Bachelor Brethren goes with the other Brethren In Need (BIN).
It is my responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when group energy is dwindling. I must interact with other bachelor brethren to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.
9) I will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume my mind, I will forfeit party status and be seen as an outcast by the bachelor brethren.
10) Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, “What happens at the Bachelor party STAYS at the Bachelor party!”
(Signature of Bachelor Brother)_______________________________________ Date_________________
(Signature of Best Man) ____________________________________________ Date__________________
Advice for the Bachelor (poor soul) about marriage:
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Mexico Masion…Totally Pimp!
January 2, 2008
Ok…this may be out of the budger for many BUT with enough people this is an insane bacholer trip idea… Check out the spec for this Masion for rent In Acapulco mexico
The Mexico Mansion will accommodate up to 24 adults in 12 air-conditioned bedroom suites, and features the following amenities:
4 Grand Master Ocean View Suites
2 Swimming Pools
The Sunrise Pool is surrounded by bougainvillea
The Sunset Infinity Edge Pool is heated and features a 6-person Jacuzzi and
swim-up bar
4 Jacuzzi’s
Multiple Bars, Dining Rooms and Private Terraces
3 Wide-screen Televisions and several A/V Systems
2 Kitchens
the rate runs 2,000-3,000 per night depending on when in the year you get it.
Checout pics at mexicomansion.com
How to Meet and Date A Stripper
January 2, 2008
in preperation for the up and coming festivals..I came across this great article by Brad Stuart
One of the most common activities to do at a bachelor party is to go to a strip club and enjoy some good ‘ole entertainment with you and your friends. There have been many bachelor party occasions when a guy actually comes back with a story about how he met a dancer at a club and either had sex with her that night of the bachelor party or started to date her outside of the club.
The question comes to many bachelor’s minds, “How do guys pull this off?”. I am here to tell you:
A strip club is no more than a place where girls go to work and make money, just like any other job, even though it involves taking their clothes off, placing their legs around their head and lap dancing! There are different types of women that work at a strip club just like there are many types of people at any job. The difference is that they are easier to watch and classify at a club which is your first clue. The following are a few types of women that work in strip clubs:
The Lesbian: Forget it guys…This girl is just there to work and go home to her girlfriend after a night of entertainment. She may fool you into giving you dances but you have no chance.
The Man Hater: There unfortunately is a type of woman who has been abused in the recent or distant past and is taking her aggression out on males at the club. She may be more into control than the others and will not be going home or giving her number out. If she does, she will give you a wrong number. She is there to make money off of you and get out of Dodge.
The Veteran: This dancer prays on bachelor party participants and will try and make as much money off of you as possible. She will be real flirtsey and act like your special…yea, special for the night you are there. She will invite you back for another night saying what time she gets to the club and hopes she sees you there (so she can make double the amount of money on you).
The Siamese Twin: These girls hang out in pairs and work the audience together. They will either ask one bachelor if they want a dance as a threesome or find a group of guys (like in a bachelor party) and work the group together. They are interested in competing for who can make the most and are most likely not interested in hanging out with you and the guys after.
The “Do You Want a Dance” Dancer: You can see this stripper coming from a mile away since she asks everyone and their father around you if they want to dance before they get to you. This is either a clueless girl or one that really doesn’t care about rejection or who they dance with.
The Date (The Golden Stripper): There is a certain type of woman that may have recently moved to a new place, is just starting out her career and needs more money, is a single mom needing to pay her bills or just someone who does not mind offering nude entertainment. The following are usually characteristics of this type of dancer:
She usually does not have many friends in the club since she keeps to herself. If she does know others in the club, it is usually only one other friend who she does not dance around.
She is usually selective and may walk around, getting a drink and sitting with others to talk, not always trying to find another poor soul looking for someone on his lap.
She is usually playful and will want to sit and talk before asking if you want a dance. There may even be a long stretch of time before the idea of getting a dance comes up.
When she does have to dance up on stage or go to the bathroom, she will state that she is coming back if you want her to.
She seems to want to have a nice conversation about things other than body parts and sexual positions.
The key to finding this type of girl is to keep all entertainment off of your lap until you find the one who you are attracted to and who wants to sit on your lap or a chair next to you (and not immediately ask if you want a dance). She will usually kid around with you and ask a whole bunch of questions, focusing on you and not looking around at who she will prey on next. It is important at this point to:
Buy her a drink if she is interested
Ask her genuine questions about who she is outside of the club
Don’t ask her for a dance and play it cool. If you do want a dance from her, wait at least 20-30 min before you ask, unless she brings it up first.
Be comfortable and confident in who you are. Don’t be a pig
See if you have anything in common (music, hobbies, interests) since it will bring you closer
After a while of clowning around and getting to know one-another, you may get a few dances from her by her offering or you offering. It is okay to enjoy the dance and let her know how much you enjoy it. Compliment her assets other than her ASSets. Focus on her hair, eyes, smile…you get it. She has enough men trying to grab her and squeeze her tits.
Time will fly if you find someone who you connect with and enjoy speaking and getting dances from. After a significant amount of time or if the bachelor party is going to leave, decide whether you want to stay. If you find yourself spending a lot of money on her, she may be faking you out and taking you for all your money. If you find the entertainer who wants to date, they will not be trying to milk you dry but spend more time with you sitting and talking. At some point after getting to know her, it is okay to let her know how much fun you are having and that you would like to see her outside of the club. At this point she may say:
No, I have a boyfriend or It is not company policy - It is time for you to go home with the other bachelor party participants or find another dancer if the night is young
Why don’t you come back tomorrow night and we can talk more - Can be a genuine request but feel out the situation to see if she is taking you for more money and no chance for a date.
Here is my card - Again, may lead to a dead end or a pager number that she will call you back on when she has time between her other dances with other guys.
Yes even though I usually don’t do this - This is what you wanted to here 
Just make sure she is not a hooker and wants to take you back to a room to ask you for money for services. You may be well on your way to having a story on how at your friend’s bachelor party you met your future wife! Believe me, it has happened since I have a few friends that married the dancers they met and are now working normal jobs and raising families.
It can happen to you as well. Enjoy the bachelor party!
Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short
December 20, 2007
This would be an Example of a Good name
This would be an Example of VERY BAD name
Cool new recipe site I came across…
December 11, 2007
Recipes from some of your favorite restaurants…the site is put together real nicely. Only problem…..they charge you $0.79 for each recipe. Now, I know that some of you will laugh at the amount, but others–Gizseppe–would have a heart attack….
Check it out and let me know what you think.
The Chef
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